// Drop 001 — The Sour Collection
Five shirts. Zero focus groups. Each one drawn by a person who probably should have been doing something else.
Lemons. Left turns. Limited contracts.
1990s NASCAR meets disappointing fiction. Sir Duds, perpetually mid-pack, in a neon pink/purple/cyan #69 stock car. Big front print + the full Sir Duds underwhelming career race log on the back. Distressed black cotton.
Just awaiting confirmation.
For the village idiot that gets ambition and skill level mixed up on a regular basis. Front: small DUDS lettering on the breast pocket area. Back: faceless lemon on the #69 bike with the ribbon banner reading 'ALREADY DEAD, JUST AWAITING CONFIRMATION'. Our brand motto on a t-shirt.
I just hope everyone had a good time.
Sir Duds takes the bronze with no contest — empty 1st and 2nd, crack the champagne, we made it baby. Front: small DUDS lettering. Back: full podium scene with the banner.
Warm enough to ignore the feedback.
A heavyweight premium pullover hoodie. Soft brushed-fleece interior. On the left chest: a small, neatly embroidered Duds patch — a yellow lemon with green leaf stitched solid, with the wordmark in cursive script underneath. Available in Bone (with black thread) and Black (with cream thread).
Crewneck. No commitment.
Premium heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt (Cotton Heritage M2480). Brushed-fleece interior, ribbed collar, cuffs and hem. Sits boxy, not slim. On the left chest: a small, neatly embroidered Duds patch — a yellow lemon with green leaf stitched solid, with the wordmark in cursive underneath. Bone with black thread, or Black with cream thread.
The dumb idea that started it all
The original Duds small logo on beast. wear it to that brunch you weren't invited to.
The Pimp-My-Ride of citrus apparel.
A faceless lemon, a chubby 3D balloon-font 'DUDS' wordmark, and zero shame. Worn small as a left-chest breast print. The reference shirt of the collection.
Made for off-road disappointments.
The clean modern Land Rover oval, wordmark swapped for 'Duds'. Front: small left-chest print. Back: large centered logo. Pure white screen-print on solid black heavyweight cotton.
All designs are works in progress, much like the people wearing them.
small batch / large regret// Our story, allegedly
DUDS started as a list of bad ideas on the back of a parking ticket. It is, in many ways, still that list. We make tee shirts featuring cartoon lemons doing things they're not qualified to do — racing NASCAR, launching motocross bikes off cliffs, founding small clothing brands.
Every shirt is heavyweight cotton, screen printed in small batches, and shipped with at least onespelling mistakeon the receipt. We consider this a feature.
If a shirt is funny, we print it. If it isn't, we usually print it anyway. The bar is in hell and we are committed to maintaining its location.
// Drop 001 is loading (slowly)
Drop your email and we'll let you know the second four mediocre lemons hit our online store. No spam. Probably. We barely remember to email ourselves.
Made with Emergent